The Registrar reports that researchers at the University of Manchester have discovered the true secrets behind the legendary "beer goggles" effect - by which, previously monstrous members of the opposite sex become strangely attractive after consumption of lager and that this may not have anything to do with the sheer volume of booze consumed !
Here are the other "factors"...
- light levels in the establishment
- beholder's eyesight
- atmospheric smokiness
- proximity to the object of desire
They also formulated a beer goggle scale (0 to 100+) as follows:
- Less than one: No effect
- 1-50: Person you would normally find unattractive appears less "visually offensive"
- 51-100: Non-appealing person becomes suddenly attractive
- More than 100: Someone not considered attractive looks like a super model
Well...now we know the secret - chat up a short-sighted pretty girl in a low-lit, smoke-filled joint, from a distance of 15-20 feet ! That should get you....
1 comment:
Look whos here. Long time no see dude. Beer Goggles; thats neat.
I had a good time reading the subtitle of the blog. Spares me from asking you "How goes life?"
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