Saturday, November 26, 2005

Beer Goggles : secrets revealed.

The Registrar reports that researchers at the University of Manchester have discovered the true secrets behind the legendary "beer goggles" effect - by which, previously monstrous members of the opposite sex become strangely attractive after consumption of lager and that this may not have anything to do with the sheer volume of booze consumed !

Here are the other "factors"...
  • light levels in the establishment
  • beholder's eyesight
  • atmospheric smokiness
  • proximity to the object of desire
They also formulated a beer goggle scale (0 to 100+) as follows:
  • Less than one: No effect
  • 1-50: Person you would normally find unattractive appears less "visually offensive"
  • 51-100: Non-appealing person becomes suddenly attractive
  • More than 100: Someone not considered attractive looks like a super model we know the secret - chat up a short-sighted pretty girl in a low-lit, smoke-filled joint, from a distance of 15-20 feet ! That should get you....

1 comment:

Tejaswi said...

Look whos here. Long time no see dude. Beer Goggles; thats neat.

I had a good time reading the subtitle of the blog. Spares me from asking you "How goes life?"